Jonathan Zeller is a writer, editor, and comedian who has contributed humor to The New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, The American Bystander, MAD, National Lampoon, and McSweeney’s. He has performed in the Brooklyn and New York Comedy Festivals and reported for New York, Vice, Sports Illustrated, Baseball Prospectus, and The New York Times. He strongly opposes Merriam-Webster’s second definition of literally.